1. Happy Birthday to my best friend, favorite pillow and foot warmer.
2. Happy Birthday! I bought you an online course on how to cook and clean!
3. My sweet boyfriend, you’re going to need a lot of help blowing out your candles this year.
4. Cheers to getting too old to have those long nights out on the town like we used to do. Your birthday will be just as special while celebrating from the couch.
5. Happy Birthday, Sexy! I feel so lucky to have a boyfriend who is almost as good looking as me.
6. Happy Birthday! I was going to get you a gift, but then I realised you already have everything you could ever wish for… ME!
7. I am so glad to have a sweet boyfriend who is not concerned with material things. That’s why I kept your birthday budget low.
8. You’re my Jay Z and I’m your Beyoncé. Together, we’re unstoppable. Happy Birthday to my partner in crime.
9. You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.
10. Happy Birthday to an amazing guy who has an even more amazing girlfriend.
11. Happy Birthday to the most amazing and the most annoying boyfriend.
12. I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.
13. Happy Birthday! As it’s your special day you don’t have to do any cleaning… Oh wait! You don’t do it anyways!
14. Happy Birthday! Words cannot describe my love for you… So, I’m going to leave this card blank.
15. Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!
16. Happy Birthday! I booked you a romantic evening with your one true love… enjoy your FIFA game.
17. Happy Birthday! Let’s hope your birthday cake isn’t as dry as your sense of humour.
18. Happy Birthday! I love you with all my heart despite all your stinky farts.
19. Happy Birthday to my handsome boyfriend who looks better with age… although my eyes are starting to fade.
20. Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!