1. Nothing is hotter than an older woman. Of course, you don't look the part, but we both know your little secret. Happy Birthday, my beautiful wife!
2. I’m looking forward to growing old with you. Oh wait, we’re already there. Happy birthday!
3. Happy Birthday, darling. There's no one else I'd rather spend the rest of my life rehashing the same unresolved arguments with!
4. Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again! Happy Birthday!
5. Happy Birthday wife! At least you're not as old as you will be next year!
6. Another year older and wiser*. *(Well, older anyway).
7. I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me. Happy Birthday!
8. Happy Birthday! You're a little bit older and a lot more fabulous!
9. Let’s party like it’s your birthday! Oh wait, it is! Happy birthday, sweet pea.
10. With age comes new skills. You can laugh, cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time!
11. As you get older, three things happen. You lose your memory and... I can't remember the other two. But I do remember that today is your birthday! So, have a wonderful day, and I love you.
12. Sorry you got old! I hope you can enjoy the day anyway!
13. Don’t worry, I brought you the best gift in the world: ME!
14. For your birthday I got you a fruit salad. With grapes, a lot of fermented grapes!
15. You’re the ketchup to my mustard. Happy birthday, to my favorite girl!
16. I knew your party would be lit, but with all these candles we may need to call the fire department! Happy birthday, sweetie.
17. A wife like you is the frosting on the birthday cake of life.
18. Happy birthday! At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.
19. They say the older you get, the wiser you become. Well, I guess at this point you’re one of the wisest people on earth. Happy Birthday, pumpkin!
20. Here's to another year of questionable life decisions. I'm glad I get to make all of them with you. Happy Birthday!