1. Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!
2. I love you even though you're a Gemini. Happy birthday!
3. Happy birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya.
4. Because it's your birthday, I'll share my fries with you.
5. I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!
6. Please promise me you'll never be one of those people our age who shocks me with how grown up they act.
7. To quote Saweetie, "That's my best friend."
8. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you've never met, haven't seen in years, or genuinely couldn't care any less about.
9. I'm so glad I found you all those years ago. Making friends at this age would suck.
10. You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!
11. You age like fine wine.
12. I’m so glad that we are growing older together, and that you’ll always have a head start!
13. To quote the wise poet 50 Cent, "We gon' party like it's your birthday."
14. Does this mean we have to start going on cruises for our annual trips?
15. You know everything about me and still decide to be my best friend... you are a deeply disturbed woman, you know that right? Happy birthday!
16. Our self-esteem is supposed to peak at 6 'Til then, there are always birthday messages from near-strangers on Facebook to make us feel seen.
17. Happy birthday to the only person I can hang out with for hours without getting annoyed.
18. Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!
19. I always knew we'd be friends till we were old and gray... but the gray part came a lot sooner than I expected.
20. I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say happy birthday!