61. Happy birthday to someone who never lets me fall asleep in a full face of makeup after a night out.
62. Your birthday present is the fact that I DM’d Timothee Chalamet to come to your party tonight.
63. Fun fact: birthdays are good for you! Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live.
64. Girl, you are thirty, flirty, and... surviving.
65. (For a 30th birthday) You're still 20, but with 10 years of experience!
66. You've reached the age where your pregnancy would be labeled 'geriatric.' I think that's just the universe telling you, don't have kids. Stay wild and free with your BFF forever.
67. Tell your mom I say thanks (for giving birth to you, obvi!)
68. I promise I'll tell you if you start turning into your mother/father if you do the same for me.
69. We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile... and then we can be *new* friends!
70. If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars. Happy birthday!
71. May you grow old and rich, so that you can leave me a big inheritance.
72. Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
73. I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!
74. You’re like the sister / brother I never had…because the one I do have isn’t nearly as great as you.
75. (For a 30th birthday) Happy birthday to someone who is officially 30, flirty, and thriving!
76. They say you get wiser and better with age. Is it true? I wouldn’t know, I’m forever 21.
77. Let's drink champagne and dance on the tables (until they ask us to leave the bar).
78. Happy birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.
79. [Your pet’s name] says “happy birthday to my favorite aunt / uncle!”
80. Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake.