81. There is no one I would rather blast Taylor Swift with all day and night. Happy birthday to my favorite Swiftie.
82. Happy birthday to a dime who's in her prime!
83. Happy birthday to the person who is always there to help me draft a risky text.
84. May this year be as satisfying as the cool side of the pillow.
85. At this point, birthdays are more like cruel reminders than celebrations. Let's make the best of it!
86. Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt! ❤
87. You know I love you, because this bottle of wine cost more than $10! But you’re worth it, birthday girl.
88. Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie ????
89. Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
90. You were born on this date, so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly.
91. You’re the Thelma to my Louise (minus the driving a car off a cliff deal, let’s not do that).
92. Happy birthday to my best friend. Here's to another year of spilling tea and making fun of other people's Facebook posts.
93. I forgive you for being younger than me.
94. If everyone aged like you, Botox would be obsolete!
95. Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
96. The older I get, the more I dislike people. Glad you made the cut before it was too late!
97. I think you're supposed to get finer and wiser with age? Well, that's okay, there's always next year!
98. Happy birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.
99. I'm sorry to inform you, we're officially too old to crush on Harry Styles.
100. Happy birthday, best friend! It is amazing the number of years we have known each other. Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.