141. I got tired of counting candles on your birthday cake so we can just relight a few times.
142. Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)
143. From now on, we're only doing brunch. Bedtime is 9:3
144. Let’s be honest, one day isn’t enough of a celebration for someone like you. Enjoy your birthday month!
145. funny birthday wishes and happy birthday quotes for best friends
146. Like any good friend, I got you only the most practical gifts... prune juice, Depends, and a whole lot of alcohol.
147. May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!
148. I've always been able to trust you with all of my secrets, and now, even more so, because I'm not sure you'll remember them!
149. Happy birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.
150. It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.
151. Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
152. Happy birthday! I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my gift to you.
153. I'm so happy that we're going to grow old together, and that you have a head start.
154. You've always been the mom friend... but now you're at the right age for the role!
155. Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!
156. Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!
157. Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
158. To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!
159. I'm such a good friend, I forgot how old you are.
160. They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!