161. We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence! Happy birthday!
162. Like a fine wine, you're only getting better with age.
163. Happy birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!
164. Best friends are awesome, especially yours. Happy birthday!
165. It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!
166. You make me feel so young when we're together. Thanks for being born first.
167. Here’s what I have to say about your birthday: God help the guardian angels looking out for us tonight!
168. Tell you what, because it’s your birthday, tonight’s post-bar pizza slices are on me.
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