1. Baby, we may need a fire extinguisher to put out all the candles on this cake. Happy birthday!
2. Happy birthday to the guy who loves me even though I never make the bed.
3. I love you for so many reasons, and today you're giving me an excuse to eat cake, so it's really over the top. Happy Birthday!
4. It's remarkable how long we've put up with each other. Happy birthday, honey!
5. I just noticed that your hair got grayer, wrinkles got deeper, and you got a fat layer under the skin. Officially, you are getting old. Happy birthday, old adult.
6. Happy birthday! Let’s make a toast for a wittier, wiser, merrier you!
7. Happy birthday to my favorite husband! Enjoy all that this day brings your way. I love you!
8. Happy birthday! I love you more than I love chocolate and wine!
9. If you knew what birthdays really mean, you would stop celebrating them. But as long as we all get to eat cakes and drink wine, nothing matters!
10. Remember, on your birthday, calories don't count, hangovers evaporate, work deadlines can be missed and your kids can take care of themselves. Happy birthday!
11. You’re really going to need the lungs of Hercules if you want to blow your cake candles out this year. Haha, happy birthday!
12. You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy birthday, Handsome!
13. You are the ketchup to my fries and jelly to my peanut butter. We are stuck together, forever! Happy Birthday My Love!
14. As you blow out your candles, remember to kiss your youth behind. Happy birthday, old man!
15. Don’t think that you will get away with your birthday. You have to do grocery shopping! Otherwise, I can’t make your cake and dinner. Happy birthday to the laziest husband!
16. Hey! Happy 21st, Hah! You wish!
17. Dear Hubby, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever … ME!
18. You have got a birthday wish from someone as special as me, what more can you ask for? Happy birthday!
19. Oh, I'm actually just here for the cake. Happy birthday, though!
20. Happy birthday to my best friend, favorite pillow and foot warmer, AKA my hubby.