41. Spouses never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old. Happy birthday.
42. How many birthdays have we spent together now? I guess it’s official l— you’re stuck with me.
43. It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but … Love Yours Truly.
44. Wishing you the most mild of hangovers tomorrow morning!
45. Happy birthday to the man who has the best-looking wife in the world!
46. Happy birthday! Focus more on the wonderful memories and less on your grey hair!
47. You. Me. Birthday sex. Let's go!
48. I love you more than I love wine. Happy birthday!
49. I love you even though you leave your socks on the bathroom floor.
50. I’ll always remember the day I first laid eyes on you. Things have changed physically, that’s why I rely on that fond memory!
51. Smart, good-looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
52. You don’t look a day over 21! That’s of course if I squint and tilt my head sideways. Happy birthday, honey!
53. Woah, time flies when you're having fun! How'd we get so old? Happy birthday!
54. You're turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!
55. Happy birthday! I hope you don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. You’re going to love it!
56. Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy birthday, hubby!
57. Please stop aging so gracefully. It’s getting kind of boring and predictable. Happy birthday.
58. Very jealous that another year has gone past and you still don't have a *single* wrinkle, fine line, or gray hair. Happy birthday to you and your fountain of youth.
59. You're not getting older, you're leveling up.
60. Happy birthday, love. The hangover you will have tomorrow should be worth it.