Happy Birthday Husband Funny Wishes

21. Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.

22. Don’t count the wrinkles, count the blessings. I love you. Happy birthday!

23. Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday … and assume I said them. Happy birthday, hubby!

24. If you’re getting old, that means I am too! Happy birthday to you!

25. I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy birthday

26. For some reason, when I go birthday shopping for you, I end up finding a lot more gifts for myself. Your birthdays are always really expensive, but you’re worth it. Happy birthday, Hubby!

27. Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited?

28. Don’t forget to smile awkwardly as everyone sings you happy birthday today! Love you.

29. Happy birthday! It looks like you don’t need to be under adult supervision anymore!

30. Age is just your score on the distinguished people list. Happy birthday!

31. Did someone turn up the heat? Oh wait, that’s just your birthday cake. All the candles are turning the room into an inferno!

32. Happy birthday! Hope you're not looking for a present, because my presence is my gift for you this year.

33. Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today — you’ve taken all my breath away! Happy birthday.

34. You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife. I should be your best gift. Happy birthday, sweet husband.

35. For your birthday this year, I promise to go one night without putting my icy cold feet on you while we're cuddling.

36. I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!

37. Happy birthday to the only person I'll share my fries with.

38. Like a fine wine, you're getting better with age. Happy birthday!

39. Just two words: ‘Happy birthday.’ Well, three more: ‘I love you.’

40. Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. I remember that I put up with you too. That means we’re even! Happy Birthday to a husband, companion, and best friend!

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